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The Feud that’d smoke that ass! So I’m sitting their in my three day old boxers (Ok, so I don’t change that much), sipping on some Faygo as none other than Rob Van f’n Dam makes his way to the ring. My friend’s mom was kind enough to get my friend and I Invasion for helping her out. The PPV was going pretty well except for the fact that my friend’s dad felt the need to fart in my general direction all night. Anyways, RVD is entering the ring and jumping around like he usually does, just without the ninja kick. Then Jeff “Bitch ass” Hardy makes his way down to the ring and proceeds to get his ass smoked by the whole f’n show. Jeff Hardy took a Van Daminator onto cement, a bump off a 20-foot ladder and the Five Star Frog Splash for the pin. Not only did he lose the title, he’s now 0-2 against RVD in singles action. |
One Amazing Bump! |
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It’s Monday and I’m wearing a clean pair of boxers as RVD announces that
he’s gonna beat Matt Hardy and retain the Hardcore title, which he ends
up doing quite effectively. So he’s beaten both the Hardyz and they will
both want revenge, but how? This is where my own twisted thoughts come
into play and dream up a feud so extreme it will go down in wrestling history.
It’s Smackdown and the Hardyz want RVD in a ladder match, but Commissioner Regal will only let them Have Van Dam If he gets a partner. Rob later walks into Regal’s office and says not to worry, the match is on and he has a surprise for the Hardyz. The Hardyz enter the ring soon to be followed By RVD, but where is his partner? Is that...it is; Jerry Lynn is heading towards the ring. A high flying ladder match ensues and is remembered for years. |
Jerry Lynn/RVD: Together Again! |
| Sorry,
I just got a little hopeful there. But wouldn’t that be a great way to
carry the feud and push all four men’s careers to the next level? The Hardyz
are going to have a feud with RVD, It’s just going to be hard to work matches
when there all going to be two on one, so why not have Jerry Lynn get a
little push out of this? All four men are at a crossroad in their careers,
and this would be a way to get them all on the right path. If this explosive
talent were to face off against each other, it would mean millions in money
and infinite possibilities in these talented men’s careers.
Jerry Lynn is slowly spiraling down the proverbial toilet at this moment. He NEEDS a way to showcase his talent or he will soon be the WWF’s biggest waste of talent since Essa Rios. In ECW Jerry Lynn was damn near the greatest prospect in the business. He and Rhino were only men to ever be true competition for RVD, he beat Justin Credible for the Heavyweight title and held onto it for quite some time. When ECW folded he came to the WWF with quite a start. He beat Crash for the Lightweight title in his first televised event. He held onto the title until he lost is to...Jeff Hardy. There is a perfect excuse for him to align with his once greatest foe! He could complain about how he’s always hated the Hardyz and especially Jeff for taking his first WWF title. He could say that they weren’t extreme and it was time to meet the new team extreme, the new f’n show and the whole f’n show. |
Damn that Hardy! |
| Rob
Van Dam is on his way to the top anyways, but a feud with ladders and shit
would let the WWF fans now who RVD really is. Every wrestler who has had
ladder matches and put his opponents through tables has gone far in the
WWF, and sine Van Dam is a high flyer, he and a partner could definitely
be the next contenders in the classic TLC matches that only the WWF elite
compete in. This along with his already existing talent would put him in
the running for the Tag and IC titles in no time.
The Hardy Boyz have been falling behind the tag team area for quite some time now, and I believe they are suffering because of it. Matt needs Jeff and Jeff only has his risk taking going for him at the moment. Together they are one of the most popular tag teams in all time. All their tag matches are at least decent, and their specialty matches are matches of the year contenders every time. Separate their matches are, mediocre at best. Jeff just limps around before he does a job and Matt doesn’t have the finesse of his brother. If they’re not careful the chance to tag again will be swallowed up by their “promising” single careers. |
Who RVD really is! |
| Now we all know what it’s going to take to make this a first class feud. This would be the most beneficial thing for these men’s careers in a long time. No other wrestlers would be a better partner for RVD and no other team in the WWF would be a greater match for them than the Hardy Boyz. Tommy Dreamer could be a possible tag partner for RVD with the same results, but I think everyone would want to see RVD/ Jerry Lynn vs. The Hardy Boyz in a TLC match at Summerslam. Broken bodies and broken tables have always been the way of success. |
Another Possibl Partner! |