By MikeyWhipwreck666
Bloodline 2001
 The Return of ECW Pay Per View!
Ok...I always thought that a cool PPV name would be Bloodline....and what better event to name...the return....of....E....C....W.....
-Opening Montage-
The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson....
Shots of Sandman/Sabu...Sabu/Funk...Raven/Tommy Dreamer....use your imagination...The scene just shows wat made ECW great....everything, basically....The scene then switches to Joey Styles and Joel Gertner...middle of the ring...

Joey Styles: (after about two minutes of "E-C-DUB!!" Chants) Hello, everybody...and welcome to ECW's return PPV.....BLOOD-LIIIIINNNEEEEE!!!!.......I'm Joey Styles....

(Joey hands the mic over to Joel Gertner, who himself gets his own huge pop, [that type...and the other that he talks about...hehe])

Joel: Well.....Well....Well....I am the Quintessential Studmuffin Joel "I went to Philly....to so that she could have my willy...you know she doesn't find it offensive...when I penetrate her defenses...." Gertner......

(the crowd pops like mad....Joey smiles, knowing that the pop is for ECW....)

Joey: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen....we have

(Joey is interrupted by "Superbeast"....out he walks....the last ECW World Heavyweight Champion...Rhino, of couse, accompanied by Steve Corino and Justin Credible....He slowly steps into the ring.....and grabs the mic from Joey)


He's Pissed!

Rhino: Joey Styles?.....if you knw what's best for you.....you'll shut the F*CK UP RIGHT F*CKING NOW!!!...and you...you fat piece of Sh!t....I will rip off your F*cking head and piss down your throat.....and tonight...is the first ECW title defense in year.....and I am not involved?! WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT!?! Instead.....I have to fight.....Spike MOTHER F*CKIN DUDLEY!!! You know what, Spike?! GET YOUR F*CKIN PUSSY ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
 

(the crowd erupts as Rhino throws down the mic and calls for Spike....JC and Corino hold the second and top ropes for Spike.....The opening chords for Highway to Hell play....Here he comes....Wait a minute.....it's..it's not Spike!!

Joey/Joel: THE DUDLEY BOYZ!!!!

(That's right...out come the Dudley Boyz....Bubba Ray...D-Von.....the greatest ECW tag champs ever....They make their way to the end of the ramp....The Jesse James Dupree version of Highway to Hell plays....)

Joey: HERE COMES SPIKE!!!!

(My god....it's going to be the Dudley Boyz versus The New Impact Players!!)

Match Number 1: 
Dudley Boyz vs. The New Impact Players

The match starts with Bubba and JC...Credible tries for a lock-up, but it is quickly reversed into a sit down Full-Nelson Atomic Drop....The Bubba Bomb...JC wriths in pain as Bubba tags in Spike....Spike runs in and delivers two boots to the head of JC, who scurries over and tags in Corino....The King of Old School runs in and attempts a lariat, but is quickly taken down by a Spike Dropkick....Corino falls to the mat as Spike tags in D-Von....D-Von quickly picks Corino up...Irish Whip....Cyclone Elbow...first pin attempt...1...2...Rhino with the break-up....Rhino quickly picks D-Von up and whips him into the ropes as Corino rolls to the outside...D-Von rebounds....GORE!!! GORE!! GORE!!! Rhino covers...1....2...Spike breaks it up....here it is...D-Von rolls out of the ring....the match we were waiting to see....Bubba Ray and the now orientated D-Von hurry over to the Impact Players side and brawl...Spike and Rhino....the stare down...Rhino makes the first move...rush in, looking for the Gore..Spike barely moves, causing Rhino to drive right into the ring post...Rhino backs up as D-Von slides a table and a chair into the ring...Spike picks up the chair...CRASH!!! Rhino collapses, clutching his back as Spike throws the chair down, replacing it with the table...he quickly sets it up as Rhino stands....Spike rushes over, grabbing Rhino's head.....Spike runs up the turnbuckle...ACID DROP!!!! The crowd erupts as Spike points at the table....Acid Drop through the table? Why not?! Spike turns, D-Von right behind him....WHAT!?! D-Von picks Spike up....Bubba Ray grabs his head....3D!!! Spike is driven straight through the table...Rhino is the one to cover...1....2.....3.....Rhino gets the win...and The Dudley Boyz have just joined the NEW Impact Players

Winner: Rhino/Justin Credible/Steve Corino


back with the Dudleys!
Match Number 2:
Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn...First Round of the Title Tourney...

The match starts off as normal....posing by RVD, quick wrestling at the beginning...but wait....Fonzie has just thrown RVD the chair...RVD throws the chair to Lynn....VAN-DAMINATOR!!! This match is over before it even begins...1...2...3....RVD advances to the second round

Winner: RVD

Match Number 4:
Tommy Dreamer (w/Francine)/Raven (w/ Beulah) vs. Shane Douglas/Bam Bam Bigelow(w/Woman)
Winners automatically go to the ECW Title Match later tonight

Raven and Tommy enter seperately....the hatred still evident between these two..."War Machine" starts up....This isn't Shane and Bam Bam....its TAZ!!!!! Where the hell are Shane and Bam Bam? Taz walks out and adresses Raven and Tommy....stating that SHAME and BOO-BOO are detained right now...and that this match will be a Hndicap Match for Automatic title Shot.....

 


He's Back! Minus the extra Z?
Match Number 3:
Raven (w/Beulah)/Tommy Dreamer (w/Francine) vs. Taz....

Tommy and Raven start off by attacking Taz, but that idea is quickly taken away as Taz delivers overhead Belly-to-Belly's to both men....Raven rolls out of the ring, leaving Tommy Dreamer alone with Mr. FTW...T-Bone!!...Tommy gets up....Northern Lights Release Suplex!! Tommy gets up, barely however....Overhead Head-and-Arm!! Tommy, this time, stays down..Taz covers...1...2....Raven breaks it up....Tommy rolls out of the ring as Raven whips Tazinto the ropes...rebound...Raven telgraphs the back drop....Single Arm DDT Suplex!! Raven hits the mat hard, but bounces back up...not a wise move....TAZMISSION!!! Taz has the Katahajime locked on....Raven....Tommy breaks it up..Taz lets go of the out cold Raven and turns to Tommy...Tommy stares him right in the eye.....Taz grabs him....BELLY TO BELLY!!! Taz has it in the bag, signaling for the Tazmission....which he....locks onto Tommy Dreamer....Tommy struggles...wait a tick?.....Shane Douglas and Bam Bam!! The two men run through the crowd, weilding chairs...Bam Bam is in....WHACK!!!Shane is in!! WHACK!! Two chairshots to the back cause Taz to let go of his dream, as well as Tommy Dreamer...Shane and Bam Bam pick him up....Franchiser!! Raven's back up....EVENFLOW DDT!! Taz is out cold....1....2....3....Raven and Tommy Dreamer are going to the main event....Raven slowly helps Tommy up....EVENFLOW!!!! Tommy is once again out cold....the message has sent: Tommy....you have no chance in hell....

Winner(s): Raven/Tommy Dreamer

Match Number 4: 
Super Crazy vs. Nova...
First Round Match

"Intergalactic" blares over the P.A. System....out walks Nova....Nova slowly slides into the ring...What is this?! CRAZY THROUGH THE CROWD!?! Crazy is in the ring...Secon-Rope Crazy Sault!! 1...2....3!!! And we thought the RVD match was unfair....these guys don't care about a good match...just as long as they get their shot

Winner: Super Crazy


Poor Nova!
-Hilarious Mikey/Tajiri promo....telling Doring/Roadkill to kiss their titles goodbye...all while Sinister Minister is over a BBQ..."Nothing like a nice Tan!!" Sinister laughing all around....Tajiri desn't get it...neither do we...anyway....it's next!!!-

Match Number 5: 
The Unholy Alliance (w/Sinister Minister) vs. Doring/Roadkill

OK....how am I supposed to describe this match to do it justice? Anyway..Doring and Roadkill have Tajiri set up for the Buggy Bang....but as soon as Doring starts to fly, Tajiri twists himself around, putting Roadkill into the Tarantula....Mikey...Doring...WHIPPERSNAPPER!!! Using Doring's momentum, Mikey jacks his jaw with the Whippersnapper....1...2...3....fuhgedaboudit....we got New Tag Champs....

Winners..and NEW ECW Tag Team Champions: The Unholy Alliance....

Match Number 6:
RVD vs. Crazy-Semi-Final Match

High Spots......lots and lots of high spots.....Whoa!! This is new!! Fonzie, holding the chair in place right in front of Crazy' face....Crazy is in the crowd, people....RVD climbs the top rope....SPINNING WHEEL KICK FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE CROWD!!! MY GOD!!! ECW chants fill the air as both RVD and Crazy are out cold....Thirty seconds pass....RVD comes too....RVD rolls Crazy into the ring....1...2....3...RVD advances

Winner: RVD by an insane, yet somehow done, Van-Daminator

It's time to decide the ECW Television Champion, says Joey Styles....this match? Mexican Deathmatch....Juventud Guerrera...yes..JUVI!!! faces off against.........Wait for it............Psicosis...IT'S HIGH IMPACT!! Sorry....had to do that 


An Insane Van Daminator!
Match Number 7:
Psicosis vs. Juvi-Mexican Deathmatch (any man can enter into the match)

The match starts with Juvi getting the advantage...Arm-wringer...Psisocis runs up the ropes....arm drag....Juvi's up...head scissor take over...Psicosis down...the two get up...stand-off.........hizzle bizzle goes down........JUVI DRIVER!!! Juvi slowly climbs the turnbuckle....450!!! NO!!! MISSED!!! Psicosis stands...Juvi up....Spike Piledriver!! Psicosis climbs....slowly...wait a minute....REY MISTERIO!?! Rey enters through the crowd, pushing Psiscosis off the turnbuckle...Rey climbs as Juvi slowly stands....Rey leaps off....HurREYcanrana!!! Rey covers...The ref shrugs...1...2....3!!! Rey wins the ECW T.V. Title!!

Winner: Rey Misterio Jr.

-Main Event-

RVD (w/Fonzie) vs. Raven (w/ Beulah) vs.Tommy Dreamer (w/Francine) vs. Mystery Opp. vs. Mystery Opp #2
-all men eliminated get a title shot on the next four PPV's..no matter the champ-

RVD, Raven, and Tommy all earned this shot....and some mystery guy gets an automatic shot? Not on these guy's turf....Raven and Tommy double-team RVD, giving him a double DDT....Raven covers...1...2...3...RVD has been eliminated....Raven and Tommy are ready to fight each other....my god....."Enter Sandman" kicks up....it can't be...no...I won't believe it...has he...has The Sandman returned from XPW?! Has he turned his back on Porn Giant Rob Black?! YES!!! Sandman...at the top of the balcony...raising his cane...Lori Fullington standing beside him....The two make their way to the ring


He's BACK!
-Main Event-
Raven vs.Tommy Dreamer vs. The Sandman (w/Lori) vs. Mystery Opp. #2

The Sandman rolls into the ring...WHACK!!! WHACK!!! WHACK!!! WHACK!!! Two cae shots to Tommy, two to Raven....th tw men fall to the mat as Sandman raises his cane...Raven raises his hand and drapes it across Tommy Dreamer's chest....1...2...NO!! Tommy kicks out...Sandman grabs Raven by the hair and quickly throws him out of the ring...Tommy is the only man left in the ring....Crash!! "Born to Be Wild" starts up....CACTUS JACK!!! Cactus quickly runs into the ring....Tommy is up...Cactus slides into the ring....right hands delivered by both..Raven and Sandman roll back into the ring and the fight is on...Sandman/Raven....Tommy Dreamer/Cactus Jack....Tommy and Raven...DDT'S!!! Double cover....1...2....3....Cactus and Sandman are eliminated....

-Main Event- FINAL!!
Tommy Dreamer (w/Francine) vs. Raven (w/ Beulah)

Tommy slowly gets up, him being the more beaten of the two....Raven already up...Raven looks for the DDT!! NO!!! Tommy lifts....StunnGunn!! Raven hits the mat and rolls backward....he slowly gets up....DDT!!! Tommy covers...1....2....3....!!!!!!

Winner...and NEW ECW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP: TOMMY DREAMER!!!

MikeyWhipwreck666


Finally!

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